I won't confess to all of my wild shenanigans as a young woman, especially on spring break. But I can tell you I was drunk as a skunk at times and was never covered in cuts, bruises, and scrapes with a chipped tooth. Nor did I take off my clothes and hide behind a dumpster or decorate my t-shirt with a bloody handprint. How this was ever classified as accidental is beyond me. I sure hope Susan's family gets some semblance of justice.