Damn it, Bev, now here I am sitting and staring at my tickets for January 24 which, of course, I bought months ago because of the FOMO. I'm glad I read this review beforehand and have adjusted my expectations accordingly (you better bet I'm still going, if only to see if I get a fake flower). When my kids were little, I would prepare them for a new adventure (which had a 50% chance of being a bust) by drilling this into their heads. "Come on, kids, it'll either be fun or funny." I am now prepared to laugh my ass off (wearing a winter coat, which it sounds like I will need in the frigid room).